Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
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She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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