Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
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I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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