I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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