so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
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I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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