WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
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Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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