I would go down on you faster than GM stock
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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