so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Randomize