Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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