He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
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Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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