They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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