I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
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So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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