She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
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Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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