Midget sex pt 2 tonight
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
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my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
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after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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