I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
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Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
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Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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