i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
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It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
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I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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