I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
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I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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