We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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