Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
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Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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