Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
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i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
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I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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