We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
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and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
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Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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