i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
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Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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