i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
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I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
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He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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