What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
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Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
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the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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