I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
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i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
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We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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