i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
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Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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