the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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