He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
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Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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