Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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