I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
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Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
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Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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