Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
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whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
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Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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