id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
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She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
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he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
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