You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
We are all done wearing pants today
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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