I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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