I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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