What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
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do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
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Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He has the fingertips of a God
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