I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Couch. On fire.
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