You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
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No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
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I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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