I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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