Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
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Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I would ride that face into the sunset
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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