He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
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Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
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He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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