R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
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They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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