so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
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I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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