But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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