where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
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I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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