Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Buhtt sex?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
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Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
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Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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