i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
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i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
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Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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