I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
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i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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