THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
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I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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