So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
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If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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