love makes seman taste better
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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